The World, as I See It.

Listening to:  Laura Marling

Thoughts on the world

• Kobe Bryant can rape whomever he wants.  I'd like someone to show me a female who isn't willing to spread her legs for a basketball god. 
• Why is everyone so adamant about following these presidential elections?  Our country/world is going to go up in flames soon, anyway.  Hillary or Obama? We either get a woman dealing with war and answering the phone at 3 in the morning, which I'm sorry, is bullshit.  The other option is a too charming, militarily unprepared man with childish dreams.  Awesome.
• Regarding American Idol... Jason Castro made dreadlocks sexy.  The only people who will actually purchase David Archuleta's album are thirteen year old girls, or middle age women who buy the album for their thirteen year old daughters. 
• Global warming is harming Orange County weather, which is devastating.  But does anyone honestly believe that we can save the Earth this late in the game? No, not really.
• When ridiculously intelligent people are also arrogant pricks, they are disliked.  Not envied. 
• Cereal is more satisfying at midnight than 7 in the morning. 
• You should be embarrassed to have a recreational MySpace, but it's better to have one than to stalk people anonymously.  
• The female sex has the tendency to indulge in drama and dwell on petty bullshit, and it gets old.  Really fast. 
• Sex is better than any other human form of exercise.  There is no room for disagreement.  
• Tom Leykis is a bitter asshole, but at times, he's pretty clever and funny. 
• George W. could have taken any action possible after Sept. 11, and America would still grow to despise him.
• Country musicians do have talent.
• Why do people think the "emo" or "scene" look works?  It doesn't work.  Stop that. 

Leelove

"Shit is the tofu of cursing"

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